Quoti

Chuck: They say when you love something you should set it free...
Blair: They say when you hate something you should slam a door in its face!
Chuck: I love it when you talk dirty, Blair
(Blair slams door and secretly smiles)

Chuck: Let's take it slow this time. Do it right.
Blair: Chuck Bass is a romantic...! who knew?
Chuck: Now you do, and it's all what it matters.

Chuck: You don't belong to Nate. Never have, never will.
Blair: You never belong to anyone.

Georgina: I never meant to get in between you two. I swear.
Dan: Please, it's okay.
Georgina: No, it's not. Because now she's upset.
Serena: Yeah I am...! You manipulative, psycho !@#!@! You have been planning this this whole time!

Blair: Isn't there someone else you can torture?
Chuck: Yes, but I choose you

Blair: Well, I'm aware I lack some people's easy grace with strangers. I don't exactly make you feel like you've known me forever even though we just met. When I laugh, you might not smile just at the coquettish sound of it, and I may not be spontaneous or delightful or full of surprises, and my hair not sparkle when it catches the light (pause) everything worth knowing about me is in that folder! I made sure of it!

Chuck: For what it's worth, Humphrey, you had my back. Never thought I'd say this, but thanks.

Gossip Girl: Spotted: Dan Humphrey, shoeless and clueless. That's all.

Dan: wow. Someone love Chuck Bass

Blair: 3 words, 8 letters, say it and i'm yours

Dan: So he just got up and left, abruptly?
Blair: Like a Bass out of hell.

Agent: You girls have been getting a lot of press. You've got talent. Who's the designer?
Jenny: It's me.
Agnes: And I'm the face of the line, and brains of the operation.

Agent: Who do you imagine your client will be?
Agnes: Girls like us-
Jenny: Sophisticated girls with a bit of edge, and who can afford a high-end product. I know these girls and their style because I'm their peer, and that's what makes me unique as a designer.

Jenny: And yet another one bites the bust, Agnes. What is the matter with you?! This guy was our last chance!!!!
Agnes: Okay he totally overreacted! We're artists! We need to work with somebody who's not gonna be freaked out by a little bit of passion.
Jenny: Passion. You know the heat from the fashion show's not gonna last that long ...
Agnes: Jenny, I will find us another business manager tomorrow.
Jenny: Good, because without one we can't meet with any buyers.
Agnes: It's all gonna work out, okay? I'm on it.

Emma: They call him the de-virginator!
Blair: Oh my God! stop your mouth
from moving...!
Emma: But now that I finally have the night away from my mom and dad, we'll see who's first. We're saying TTFN to my you know what!
Blair: Or maybe we'll see how your mom feels about your little clearance sale, little Lohan.

Emma: But you're perfect!
Blair: True.

Dan: Seeing you the other night was very nice. I know the first leg of the Dan-Serena let's be friends tour was a disaster, but...
Serena: Well, we were young and stupid then. Now we're older and wiser....
Blair (suddenly appears - to serena): You have to help me destroy Chuck Bass!
Dan: I'll take that as my cue to leave.
Blair: Aww!... you're very understanding!

Serena: I hate that stupid headband.
(pulls Blair's headband)
Blair: Ow! My Headband!